MANYAK KELAKAR !

DS Samy Vellu finally and officially resigned from his post of the longest MIC President ever live, after leading the party for almost 31 years. The Malaysian Insiders has its story, here. Frankly, I will miss him very much especially for all his funny quotes he made all these years. Like what our Prime Minister said in the 2010 Barisan Nasional Conference, “We will miss DS Samy Vellu because he add a lot of color … sometimes a bit too much color”. Therefore, as a token of appreciation, I just wanna share his famous quotes ever made by the one and only, Samy Vellu.



1. Samy Velu quoted on Pos Laju:
"Besoh kirim, hari ini juga sampai"



2. On one TV news when he tried to say he felt very ashamed:
"Ini prekara sangat memalukan saya dan kemaluan saya sangat-sangat la besar"



3. Samy said in one of his “ceramah”:
"Kita akan bina satu jambatan wuntuk worang2 kampong di sini." Then one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" And Samy gloriously replied, "Kalao takde sungai, kita bina sungai"

4. Samy's most favourite quote on the news for the decade is this:
"Toll naik sikit, banyak marah saya. You worang ingat semua ini toll saya punyer bapah punya kah!”

5. During water crisis:
"Semua worang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr!"

6. On social society's problem:
"Worang2 muda sekarang banyak suka hisap dade"

 7. During blood donation's program at Sungai Siput:

"Marilah kita semua menderma dare"

8. His welcome speech in most of his functions:
"Selamat datang saudara-mara semua" (It should have been “saudara-saudari”)

 9. During the height of the Al-Arqam's saga, he said in a press conference:

"Saya gumbira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes Arqam"


10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"



And of course the world's greatest joke of all times:

"Kita akan bina roket pigi matahari." One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Datuk, matahari terlalu panas untuk didekati." Samy replied, "Itu tade masalah. Kita hantar waktu malam"




10. At an opening ceremony for a new building:
"Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik dari pentas wuntuk membuka kain"





*SAKIT PERUT NIE <<KETAWA AAJE !
bHAHAHA !!


>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

God, set me free so I can feel

The room is full but all I see is
The way your eyes just blaze through me
Like fire in the dark
We’re like living art
And it hits me
Like a tidal wave
Are you feelin me?
Or is the music to blame?
I would scream,
But I’m just this hallow shell,
Waiting here,
Begging “please”
God, set me free so I can feel..





>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

^_+

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okey ,aq ad beberape em ..kkaq angkt n ------- ..
 dorank  tersangat2 la CHUMEL+CANTEK+AYU+BAEK=!@#$%
die ad MUKABUKU,korank search je ::


1 _Fatin Amira
2_Fatin Soraya . 

*Err ,aq kdang2 gram seyh sbb pipi dorank tersangat la err ,,CHUMEL la ..>ni k.Mira <3

* nie kaq Fateyn:) <3
_thx sanad2 kt kaq Fateyn yg tlah byk tnjuk ajr psl blog nie _
klu korank nk thu kaq fateyn nie la yg tlah decorate kn blog aq .:)
thnk you so much kaq BUMBLEBEE! ,,hehehehe ..













>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

My Lovely SisTER,(ANIS NAZIRA BT RAZALI)

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HUrm ,aq ad sorang adeq angkt yg sgt2 (CHUMEL+CHANTEKS) .nme die ANIS NAZIRA ,umo die bru jek 9thun:))..die stu sek ngn aq .<3.huHU .                     

aq dh angp die macam adeq cendri .mklum la *aq ank bngsu.:((

bleh dikte kn yg kteorng memang rapat .:::::HEhe .
 nIE GmBR DiE,CHUMEL KAn dIE?
(meMAng Pun).

>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

I LOVE YoU MuMMy!

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Hurm.
aq ad sorang mama yang sagt2 (BAEK+LAWA+CHANTEKS+AYU+COMEL=@#$%):)))
aq SAYANG mama aq sangt2!,aq beruntung sagt dpt MAMA yang sgt SPORTING!.
^ALHAMDULILLAH^
kdang2 aq GERAM sgt kt mama aq nie ..
aq pn xthu knpa aq gram sagt2  kt mama aq nie...>HAHA<
mama aq nie kdang2 *KUAD MARA*..(pahm2 la)
bile die dh mara?
HABIS LA AQ~
HUHU!
......................................................................................................................................................
*Nme mama aq ialah HALINAH:))))
Kat bwah nie,pict mama aq n aq.

mse nie umo aq 9tahun.hehe..




>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

Aku SaYanG NuR ElaNY+NuRuL BalqiS

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Aq ad 2 orang kakq yg sagt (lawas+chumel+baeK(maybe,hehe.jgn mara)+ayu=?!@#$%

tpy aq ni slalu sagt2 kne buli ngn dorang nie .sebab ap ? .aq slalu sagt SAKITKAN HATI DORANG ..
HeHE .(aq kadang2 jek jahat ,kuikui )

seblum aq terlupe ,nme kakkq2 nie ialah .:*Nur Elany Khairil*Nurul Balqis Khairil*.

*kaq NUR ELANY nie ad psnagn ,psngan die nie tampan+baek.opsss .jgn salah sangke .
nk thu nma psnagn die ?
{biarla rahsia} .

*gmbr nie mse celebrate b'day kakq aq .

SWEET KAN ?

NIe pulak gmbr aq ngn kakq aq :)))

KANANaq,kiriDIE

*Kaq NURUL BALQIS pun ad psangn ,psangn die nie CHUMEL+BAEK..opss .

jangan salah paham .

nma psnagn die ?

{biarla rahsia}

gmbr dorang aq x dpt upload coz kaq Balqis nie xksi .:((

huHU .

*BTW ,aq ad gmbr die .

chumel kan ?

hEE~

kananDIE,KIRIaq

klah,sampai disni shje ,pnat aq .

>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

Sayang Bestie Aku !

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HeE~
aq ad GENG .
nme glran geng aq {W,E,N,L}.aq sygs gilak kat  dorang nie ..
aq xnk brpisah ngn dorang ! ,coz aq dh angap dorang ni mcm sibling aq <3
HeE .
korang kawan aq sampai maty okey ?
kat bwah nie gmbr dorang .
sebelum aq trlupe .
nme2 dorang ialah :
*Qash,Diba,Hajar,Aireen ,Nab,Anis,Wawa,Izlyn,Aisyah,*
dorang nie sume yg pling aq sygs gilak !

Aq +Diba=<3

Aireen +Nab+Aq + Qash =<3

Izlyn+aq+ Wawa =<3

Aq + Anis=<3



Aq+HajAr=<3




*gmbr Aisyah sorang jek xde .sian Aisyah .

sory ae Aisyah .hehe.
jgn risau kaw tetp kat haty aq .<3

{sygs korang sangat2}




>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

SaYa SayAng Kakaq Baru Saya!

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HeE~
Adla sornag kakaq nie ,
die nie kwan ngn abg aq ,
then sejak tu aq tngk hbngn dorang ni brtmbh MAJU.
setiap kali aq bukak aq nyer MUKABUKU.
kali kedua yg aq akn buad ,teka ah ap die ?
aq akn tgk die pnya gmbr .HEHE
korang nk thu knp ?
sebab aq mule skeskeskeskeske .sanad2 kt die.
HAHA .

kuikuikui ~
Aq tgk jek die pny profle+pict die .
tpy aq x add pn die jdi kwan aq ,coz aq MALU.HuHu .
pstu selang bpe mnggu ek ?
aq pn xbpe ingt ..
AQ DAPAT TAHU YANG ABANG AKU KAPLE NGAN DIE .
aq trkjut gler!
SUMPAH .
Aplagi ,aq trus jek la + die jdi kawan aq.HEE,

Ehhh,lupe lak aq nk bgthu nme die .
nme die |FARA SHARMILA|
die nie |CANTEKSS+LAWASS+BAEKSS|
KALAH AQ.hAhA



Pd 20/11/2010.
aq dpt thu dri mama aq yg kaq FARA nie nk  datg umh aq .
PERH,
lagi terkejut aq/
HOho..


aq trus la g mndy .
lpaz jek aq mndy aq trun bwh ,
aq trdgr mama ckp2 .
aq ingt mama aq ckp kt phone dgn kaq FARA.
ha,tu xpela .
SEKALI ,ble aq kt tngge .aq tgk ad orng paki bju wrne merah +rmbut pnjang perang2 .

rupe2 nyer .
ITULAH KAQ FARA NYER !
dalam haty aq brgetar2 .
haha ..
SUMPAH.
die CANTEK sgt .

Blablabla ..


aq ,kkaq aq (BAL),Anis(kkaq sdre) n kaq FARA kteorng boring gle lps dh blik dri LABIS akad nikah abg aq AMER .
blabalbla ,
kaq FARA ni blnje la kteorng mkn kat M'cD ..
BEST GILAK >
dh la time tu aq tngh lapar ..haha ..
mkanmkan .
haha ,
dri situ la aq bertambah rmpat ngn kaq Fara .<3

KORAng nk tgk gmbr die ngn aq ?
kt bwah nie ,
kanan kakq FARA n kiri AQ .
die cantekn ?
mmg cantek la!
HaHa .


*KAQ FARA !
IZZAH Syg KaQ FarA .<3
happy sgt2 sbb dpt knal kaq fara ngn lebih dekt .:)))
thx kaq fara coz sudi blnje izzah M'CD .
haha ..



>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

KUM-KUM

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Perh,
aq tgk citer kum2 nie kt ASTRO RIA .
citer ni bleyh la SERAM.
dh la mlm ni MALAM JUMAAT,
ergghh .
blu roma aq trnaek siot .
first time aq tgk citer seram sorang2 .
aq nie sbrnanyer ...
hEhE .
Tkut nyer.>@*_*@<

>IZZAHKHAIRIL<

KENAPA?

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aq  sygs2  gilak kt bestie aq.
tpy,die?
hurm,
sebaliknye.
dlu die rpt sgtsgtt dgn aq.
skrg?
MUSUH.:'(
xthu la ap yg jdikn die bnci kt aq.
sdih seyh.

<IZZAHKHAIRIL>